Today, we’re looking at Bedplay, one of the most amazing Flash games ever made. They genuinely started off the porn game development fire and kept it burning long enough for real game engines to take over in the later 2010s. Flash games were one of my favorite little things to appreciate back in the day. Today, we have no appreciation for the little things in life.

It was a simpler time it was a nicer time. Also, women don’t call me a sexist pig when I suggest that they get the hell out of my house after we’re done banging.

Sprites are 2D, League of Legends doesn’t exist yet, and the world is generally a better place. Fire up your time machine, boys and girls, because we are going back to the Flash era.